First: Today marks exactly five years since we loaded the first episode of Men in Gorilla Suits. Now, on to this week's episode... * * * Duuuuuuuuuude... Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude... Duuuuuu-- Duuuuuuuuuuuude, is that pizza? This … [Continue reading]
Shawn rolled 1D20 for charisma. He got a zero. Somehow. Christopher 1D20 rolled for INT. He got a 19. Life ain't fair, motherfuckers. And neither are roleplaying games. But we take a(nother) look at them in this week's episode! Marvel at … [Continue reading]
We're trying to think of something funny to say about healthcare in the United States, but it's really a situation of being so sad one can cry. Even those with coverage and savings are one serious incident away from bankruptcy. Just thinking about it … [Continue reading]
Meh. Whatever, bro. It's a classic episode, or something. About... I didn't bother to listen to it. It's about something. I assume. So, like, enjoy it. Or don't. I'm not the boss of you. … [Continue reading]
BooooOOOOOOoOooOooOOOOoooooOOooooooo... G-g-g-ghoooOOOooOOooOOOoOOOOOoooooosts... SpooOOOOooOOOOOOOOOOoooOOOOOOoooky... We have cereal named after ghosts. Some of our biggest movies are about ghosts. As a species, we're obsessed with … [Continue reading]
The aliens think they can just come into this country and take our jobs, get on our welfare, not pay taxes, and commit crimes! In this country! Look, I'm not saying it's everyone. But they're not sending us their best gleep-glorps. They're sending … [Continue reading]
To hear it from some people (like, say...an orange-tinged shitlord with a sulfurous-looking hairdo who's presumable in charge of the Western world), white people have it soooooooooo hard! That a middle-aged (or Baby Boomin') white guy can say with … [Continue reading]
Christopher and Shawn are both white dudes (if you didn't already know this, it'll definitely become clear next week), but they're somehow not greedy assholes. That's one of many reasons neither of them will be elected to the Senate, because they're … [Continue reading]
We suppose a party should be held in February, to celebrate the five-year anniversary of the podcast. (Okay, so we really are fine without a party...but you'll see where we're going with this...) [Many] people love parties -- and many others do … [Continue reading]
Christopher was a Dragon! Shawn was a Thunderbird! This episode is METAL AS FUCK! Oh, wait, no it isn’t. Those were their high school mascots. And Shawn’s wasn’t named after the mythical Native American beast, or even the massive car by Ford… … [Continue reading]
Greetings and Felicitations, noble pod-people! Yes, I think I carried that off quite well. No way I fucked up that greeting! I am totally passing for one of you hew-mans! Today on the magical internet radiola programme, we're talking about all the … [Continue reading]