The Gorillamen have a secret: we are not gorillas. Nor are we men (or even DEVO). We are an artificial intelligence trained to follow an algorithm and expand on it in the form of a podcast. (This explains why we often go off topic -- we are still … [Continue reading]
Shawn was afraid of everything as a kid. The month of October filled him with unspeakable dread. Christopher was the guy walking under ladders, then picking up black cats to throw at mirrors. Together, they fight crime! All this and more, on … [Continue reading]
Breathe in... Breathe out... Repeat. Do you feel relaxed? Maybe nature is your thing. Or perhaps it's a Netflix binge. The Gorillamen are laid back enough that we're not going to tell you how to relax. (But if you wanted to kick … [Continue reading]
Ain't nothin' artificial about me. Ain't nothin' here made in China or nowhere else. This here computer is a gen-you-wine Soviet original, from the computer foundries of Leningrad, I tell you what. This leg? Authentic pioneer firewood covered in real … [Continue reading]
If the sons of the fathers are responsible for righting the sins of those fathers, Shawn slipped and Christopher did a fine job. Granted, Christopher's father was a wreck in many ways, and Shawn's father is so without sin that he might be Jesus (with … [Continue reading]
I always knew nature was out to get me. Last night, while I was fixin' to get ready to post this podcast, a tree hit the transformer outside my house and plunged me into a day of darkness and a lack of modern technology. I blame all trees, … [Continue reading]
It would be funny if someone played these 6 numbers in the lottery and won: 13 - 21 - 28 - 38 -43 - 49 The winner is interviewed: "Was it a quick pick, or did you choose the numbers?" Winner: "Men in Gorilla Suits picked for me...but I'm not … [Continue reading]
I don't know when I first realized he was watching me. At first, I thought he just lived in the house two over from mine of Live Oak (even though I never saw him move in, and come to think of it, I never really see anyone coming or going from that … [Continue reading]
Gorilla Christopher would have put this all together for Gorilla Shawn much earlier in the week, but he had a software release at work and some extra things to write. Bills had to be paid, and he's running errands in the evenings this week in … [Continue reading]
One thing Shawn and his wife spend way too much time doing is watching documentaries about cults. Like, a disturbing amount of time. Which probably explains why Shawn knows tons of disturbing shit about cults, which also probably explains this … [Continue reading]
"TONIGHT, SHAWN-DAWG AND OGRE DEFEND THEIR TAG-TEAM PODCASTING CHAMPIONSHIP VS. ... well ... uhm ... HEY! They bought those cheesy belts at a Halloween store, and there's no such thing as the Tag-team podcasting championship! I told you wrestling was … [Continue reading]