OMG. I can't even get divorced anymore. Goddamn millennials ruining that, too. And Chili's, the napkin industry, mayonnaise, McBreakfast, and about a hundred billion other things. I can't even chase them off my lawn with a rake. That's … [Continue reading]
Shawn's new goal in life is, that when he dies, to have more wardrobe changes than Aretha Franklin had at her funeral. Christopher is not sure how he wants to go, but -- to quote The Dead Milkmen -- he knows he doesn't want to die, "stoned and fat … [Continue reading]
NICK TOLD ME TO PUT CLASSIC AT THE FRONT CHRISTOPHER GRONLUND WAS TRIED AS AN ADULT SHAWN DOESN'T LIKE YOUR TONE SYLVESTER IS THE LAW … [Continue reading]
Buckle that seat belt and lock your doors at night. Don't talk to strangers; remember, the world is not a safe place. Don't believe us? Watch the news. See? Right there...so many things worthy of your fear. Oh, sure...some say they turned the news … [Continue reading]
Contrary to popular belief, Christopher didn't do a dime in Joliet for armed robbery. He's also not at the Pizza Hut, so you can't find him there, so don't even look. Shawn, however, did apparently smuggle meth in his bloodstream at some point, if … [Continue reading]
This is our last episode! (That's a lie!) We are "rebranding" to TrumpCast...an all-Trump, all the time podcast! (That's a lie, too!) We're liars, all right! So...listen to us talk about lying for twelve hours! (Or maybe an hour and … [Continue reading]
Before recording the Cruelty episode, the Gorillamen babbled as they often do. In the past, when we've shared our more general pre-recording discussions, some people have liked listening in. So...here's a mini episode instead of the usual … [Continue reading]
In honor of our 250th episode of Men in Gorilla Suits, we get happy...and talk about cruelty. Of course, we try making the show fun -- and it's still a bit lighthearted for such a potentially dark topic -- but much of the humor comes from … [Continue reading]
Who'da thunk this little ol' podcast that could would make it to TWENTY-FIVE whole episodes? Not me, dagnabbit. I'm just a crusty ol' Colorady prospector who keeps on finding pyrite in these here hills. I ain't got time to be patting myself on the … [Continue reading]
The middle of summer for many means doing all they can to dodge the heat (as many of us do in Texas)...but others find it to be the perfect time to hop in a car and hit the road. The Great American Road Trip is the stuff of legends. It's inspired … [Continue reading]
That Han Solo DDR was some bad shit. Hey, how old is Han Solo anyway? The Gorillamen tackle this, and (not a ton) more, in this Star-Wars themed minisode! Also, Shawn breathes a lot and says "like" a ton. Enjoy! … [Continue reading]