Sigh.

We just fucking never learn, do we?

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This one is a day late, but not a dollar short, because a) it’s free, and b) I just saved a bunch of money on car repairs by fixing my wife’s car myself.

Independent, that’s the way of the future! Or the past, because we recorded this episode 83 million years ago, when Gristophers walked the earth. Enjoy, or don’t!

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Oh, like you never went to college for seven years.

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OMG. I can’t even get divorced anymore. Goddamn millennials ruining that, too. And Chili’s, the napkin industry, mayonnaise, McBreakfast, and about a hundred billion other things. I can’t even chase them off my lawn with a rake.

That’s right. Somehow they ruined fuckin’ rakes.

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NICK TOLD ME TO PUT CLASSIC AT THE FRONT

CHRISTOPHER GRONLUND WAS TRIED AS AN ADULT

SHAWN DOESN’T LIKE YOUR TONE

SYLVESTER IS THE LAW

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Contrary to popular belief, Christopher didn’t do a dime in Joliet for armed robbery. He’s also not at the Pizza Hut, so you can’t find him there, so don’t even look.

Shawn, however, did apparently smuggle meth in his bloodstream at some point, if his mug shot is any indication.

HEY LET’S TALK CRIME WHY NOT

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Before recording the Cruelty episode, the Gorillamen babbled as they often do.

In the past, when we’ve shared our more general pre-recording discussions, some people have liked listening in.

So…here’s a mini episode instead of the usual between-weeks Classic episode…

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Photo by Umanoide.

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Who’da thunk this little ol’ podcast that could would make it to TWENTY-FIVE whole episodes? Not me, dagnabbit. I’m just a crusty ol’ Colorady prospector who keeps on finding pyrite in these here hills. I ain’t got time to be patting myself on the back like these bandits here. THERE’S GOLD IN THEM THAR HILLS or so they tell me but I ain’t found shit yet except these here TWENTY-FIVE episodes of this here podcast.

(Sometimes even I don’t know what happens in my brain. Yes, I will seek some help. I’m lying, of course. I won’t.)

See you back here next week for Episode 250!

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That Han Solo DDR was some bad shit.

Hey, how old is Han Solo anyway? The Gorillamen tackle this, and (not a ton) more, in this Star-Wars themed minisode! Also, Shawn breathes a lot and says “like” a ton. Enjoy!

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Shawn was afraid of everything as a kid. The month of October filled him with unspeakable dread.

Christopher was the guy walking under ladders, then picking up black cats to throw at mirrors.

Together, they fight crime!

All this and more, on this week’s episode of DIAL G FOR GORILLA SUITS COMMA MEN IN COLON IT’S A PODCAAAASSSSSST

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Ain’t nothin’ artificial about me. Ain’t nothin’ here made in China or nowhere else. This here computer is a gen-you-wine Soviet original, from the computer foundries of Leningrad, I tell you what. This leg? Authentic pioneer firewood covered in real Corinthian leather, it is.

Do I know what I’m on about? No. I don’t.

Anyway, here’s a classic episode.

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