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Last Seen…Talking Comedy! MiGS Ep. 62 (Classic)

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So apparently, we recorded this episode in an airport bathroom well after closing time, because the reverb is just off the chain here. Unless I miss my guess, this was recorded in my old house during the Great Flooring Battles, which meant we were probably in a large, empty living room with no floors and no furniture trying to yammer this podcast into a Zoom H1.

Audio problems aside, this is a fun one. Shawn swears with parental permission. Christopher listens to comedy albums that are well above his maturity level at the time. Ziva snores loudly.

A good time is had by most.

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Last Seen…Talking About Virtual Realities – MiGS Ep. 242

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Man wearing virtual reality headset - Last Seen…Talking About Virtual Realities – MiGS Ep. 242There are people who believe our reality is that we are all part of a computer simulation.

Futurists say that’s not true, but that we will one day soon live in virtual worlds of our own devising.

Others say that any kind of virtual realities will never happen because we all look silly with big headsets strapped to our faces.

We can argue about these points, but one thing’s certain: with recent leaps in virtual and augmented realities, big changes to technology are coming — and that’s what we’re talking about on this week’s episode of Men in Gorilla Suits. (Okay, so it’s really about virtual reality, virtual worlds of games, augmented realities, and data modeling…)

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We begin with our first experiences with virtual reality, and then talk about if we’ve ever modeled things before building them. Also: find out the last form of virtual and augmented realities we’ve used.

After that we discuss the best — and worst — virtual environments we’ve ever experienced. Getting personal, we chat about the most complex things — and the dumbest things — we’ve ever modeled before construction.

We talk about augmented reality’s use in games like Pokemon Go and Ingress. Next, we devote some time to ways virtual reality, augmented reality, and data modeling are not being used in ways we’d like to see.

Find out what our ultimate virtual reality/augmented reality games would be like…and we wrap it up with the future of virtual and augmented realities.

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Last Seen…Finding Themselves: MiGS Ep. 52 (Classic)

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No audio intro today, kids, as your old pal Shawn JUST finished renovating his bathroom and is making no verbal sense right now.

Scars? Oh yes, I have scars.

*Blaze of Glory plays*

I remember this episode was fun, although I remember starting it with a regrettable “Who the fuck is you?”

Anywho, enjoy this classic episode. Back next week with a new one.

*Blaze of Glory cuts off*

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Last Seen…Arguing – MiGS Ep. 241

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Fixes fighting - Last Seen…Arguing – MiGS Ep. 241Go online, and you’ll see people arguing about things.

Sit around in public long enough, and you’ll see people arguing.

Hell, many people grew up with parents and other family arguing.

Sometimes it’s arguing decent points, but other times it’s just tense humans yelling at each other for the sake of yelling.

This week, we’re all about arguing…don’t tell us we’re wrong!

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We kick it off with the first arguments we remember hearing and then talk about the last arguments we’ve had.

Find out if we like arguing, if we argue well when we do argue, and if we think arguing is healthy.

We chat about why some people seem to love arguing so much — and if it’s important to learn how to argue well.

We devote a bit of time to whether or not we’ve changed anyone’s mind in arguments, and how we feel about the Internet as a place to argue points.

We also discuss the role of emotions in arguing, and wrap it all up with advice we’d give to someone who has become fatigued by arguing so much.

You better not tell us why we’re wrong in the comments!

 

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Last Seen… Hacking Things! MiGS Ep. 122 (Classic)

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Here are a few things you will only get if you listen to this episode:

  • Zork Cops
  • Zork Cops are Dead
  • I’m a Writer, Of Course I Have Binder Clips
  • Bosun’s Whistle at 2600 Hz
  • Ferris Bueller is in Witness Protection
  • It’s Harder For You To Buy Straws than it is to go to The Fucking Walgreens and Find the Travel Section

These and many more hits could be yours, for the low, low price of a download!

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Last Seen…Talking About Appearances – MiGS Ep. 240

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Last Seen…Talking About Appearances – MiGS Ep. 240Look in the mirror and what do you see? Sure, there you are, but do you like what’s reflected back at you?

Do you sometimes think about ways to improve your appearance?

It’s hard not to look anywhere, really, and not think about appearance: magazines, commercials, and the shows and movies we watch often assault us with the mantra that we are nothing, unless we look as slick as these perfect people. (Who probably also have image issues.)

This episode ran much longer than our typical episode. We like to think much of it is funny, but at times it gets deeper, and we reveal things about the way we see ourselves that we’ve not talked about in 239 episodes. Hell, just the enthusiasm with which this episode was recorded leans toward a certain kind of appearance.

So sit back and enjoy knowing you’re not alone when looking at mirrors…

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We kick it off by discussing the first time we were conscious of our appearance…and what made us aware that appearance was even a thing. After that, we talk about if we’ve ever been obsessed with our appearances…and ways we’ve presented ourselves to others. Also: find out if we ever cultivated an appearance.

We devote some time to whether or not our families were ever concerned with keeping up appearances…and if we are concerned with appearances as adults.

We chat about how much time we devote toward our physical appearances — and if it’s even a concern for us to look good.

Next, we hone in on the one word we’d use to describe out appearances. Better than that: find out how we’d describe each other to a police sketch artist!

We share if the appearances we present to the world are accurate of who we are and, if not, how much it differs. Sticking along those lines, we chat about if most people we know are honest in the image they present to the world, or if they hide behind things they are not. Find out if we think presenting an image is damaging.

And we wrap it all up with the most important question one can ask: Beards…why?!

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And just so you can appreciate the scarf the guy is wearing in this week’s episode image, here’s a bigger version.

(Dude’s definitely got style!)

Man wearing a wool coat, a great scarf, and a knit winter hat.

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Last Seen…Changing Lives! MiGS Ep. 148 (Classic)

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I believe it was the great philosopher James Van Der Beek who once said “I don’t want yur laafe.” What James was really looking for was something that would change his own life, rather than blindly following the path that was laid out for him in that one-horse football town where he hacked a computer and started a countdown to nuclear war.

So I might have fallen asleep when that movie was on and woken up during Wargames. Which, you know, is a pretty good movie too.

This podcast is about the 1983 film Wargames, or possibly the 1999 film Varsity Blues. It’s actually about neither of those, but it’s worth a listen nonetheless.

I guess. Now I just wanna go watch Wargames. They should remake that with Van Der Beek in the Dabney Coleman part. That’d be sweet.

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Last Seen…Talking about Fast Food – MiGS Ep. 239

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Another rough day at work. You drove in with the faint blur of the sunrise on the eastern horizon, and now you’re heading home and looking at the sun going down in the west. You’re tired and you don’t feel like cooking. So you pull into the line…

From a speaker at the bottom of a big menu sitting outside in the cold: “Welcome to Taco-Taco; how may I help you?”

The next night: “Welcome to Burger-Burger; how may I help you?”

And later that week: “Welcome to Chicken-Chicken; how may I help you?”

Over the weekend, you stop in to a fast food place serving deli food in an attempt to eat a bit more healthy.

This is life for many…

It’s convenient, fast, and sometimes still hot by the time you get home: fast food. It still fuels America and excites kids.

So…this week, the Gorillamen talk all about…fast food!

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We begin with the first fast food we remember eating, and then cover our favorite fast food…and the last fast food we ate. After that, find out if we ever worked in fast food (and where).

Speaking of working in fast food, we chat for a bit about if fast food workers deserve $15 an hour…and if working in fast food is an American rite of passage.

We talk about our grossest fast food experiences and move on to regional or defunct fast food restaurants we miss.

We sing high praises to Whataburger and Taco Bueno, devoting further time to what makes them so damn good!

We chat about the most upscale fast foods we’ve had before chatting about whether or not food trucks have redefined the fast food industry.

And we wrap it all up with the future of fast food.

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Last Seen…Being Manly! MiGS Ep. 177 (Classic)

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See ya, motorscooters. I’m off to get a job with a drill.

I say in the intro to this one that I don’t really have a reason I picked this particular episode, but that might not be entirely true. Subconsciously, I might have been thinking about the disease of toxic masculinity, and the fake manhood that some people wear to pretend they’re bigger, braver, and stronger than they are (unless we all believe Tiny Hands would have REALLY charged into a school shooting unarmed, which we do not).

Manliness and masculinity can be useful, but they can also be horrible. And so of course, we talked about it that one time a year and a half ago.

Enjoy!

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Last Seen…Talking about Income Inequality – MiGS Ep. 238

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Yes, it’s time once again for one of those “serious” episodes of Men in Gorilla Suits.

Polish your monocle and tell your butler to bring you a 25-year-old fine scotch…this time around, the subject is income inequality…

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We begin with what seems like a question with an obvious answer, but for some people…well, it isn’t: Do you think there’s a problem with income inequality in this country? After that we chat about income classes we’ve lived in during our lives…as well as where our spouses have been. Then we devote some time to differing financial views we may have had with early roommates or our spouses in the past.

Find out what social class we sit in now…and what we think has caused the shrinking of the middle class. Along those lines, we ponder if people in different classes can truly understand the lives of those in other classes.

Fast food workers: do they deserve $15/hour? We talk about that…and then move on to whether we should try invigorating the middle class…or if the middle class is even necessary…

Near the end, we talk about Millennials: have they gotten the shaft economy-wise?

And we wrap it all up with a not-so-simple question: How do we fix income inequality.

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Last Seen…Combining Minisodes! MiGS Ep. 237b

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And sometimes, you go to a store and they give you leftovers.

But sometimes, some of those leftovers are clips of audio you hadn’t heard before and I really didn’t think out this metaphor and I’m going to back out, thank you!

In an effort to prove that yes, we really do talk like this even when we’re not podcasting, we originally released two mini episodes: one on candy and one on Star Trek (again). In our most recent recording, Christopher captured another minisode, which has now been packaged with the other two for your listening pleasure (question mark?).

Enjoy!

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