This Just In: the apes behind Men in Gorilla Suits are talking about the news this week!
Breaking Story: Men in Gorilla Suits ask, “When did the news become interesting to you?” Then those nutty monkeys talk about whether they prefer their news televised or if they’d rather find it online. They also ponder this: “Has 24-hour cable news added to the news or damaged it?” This pundit says it’s all about money and is clearly right because the Gorillamen ask what influence advertisers have on the news — and whether it’s good or bad?
“LIBERALS!!!” (Calm down, Tex!) Does the word make your flesh crawl, or are you one of them? (“Serpent!”) Doesn’t matter; all that does: “Is there a liberal bias in the news?” And…what effect have pundits had on “news”? Also: is news from other countries better?
These days, news travels faster than ever. In a rush to be first with a story, do news stories suffer? If so, how? Then: “Social media as news — accurate or not?”
Why share actual news online when you can share...MISERY!!! Interviews with grieving families, court cases that have no real effect on your life, and sensational stories you’ll forget by next week — is that news, or just a sensational grab for ratings? (Probably pretty clear where the Gorillamen stand on this one– watch out for their hurled poo!)
But “the news” is really an easy target. Is the news to blame for the shift it’s taken, or are we the problem?
“What’s that? Some people avoid the news entirely?! HERETICS!!!” The Gorillamen talk about the movement to avoid the news. (Can you imagine that, avoiding the news? It’s rumored one of the Gorillamen didn’t even know about the Navy yard shooting that had the nation saying, “Oh, you wacky Mondays…does 12 dead even count as a mass shooting anymore?”)
Really, it all comes down to this: does the news actually affect us, or is it presented in a manner to make us believe it does?
Is the news even important anymore?
If you don’t listen, clearly…you don’t want to be informed. So listen to this week’s episode and express your rage, thoughts, or anything else you feel in the comments below. Because these days, the news is interactive, and even the slack-jawed knuckle draggers have a say!
(Views expressed are those of an unseen narrator and do not reflect those of Men in Gorilla Suits.
Maybe…)
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This is OUTRAGE 4MERICA11!! Them commie socialist foriner demolibs took our job11!!
http://youtu.be/768h3Tz4Qik
In other news, I confess, I am one of them, a serpent, not by my own labeling, but by how others label me.
What is my go-to news source? I went through a mourning period when Weekly World News ceased its print publication.
Theytookerrjob!!!
Making the case against Fox News, here they are reporting a bit from a satire news site (the bit about Obama personally funding a Muslim museum): http://youtu.be/V-bHEF6goF4
The WWN cover that had me in tears in line one evening at the grocery store: http://www.christophergronlund.com/temppic/wwn1.jpg
Faux news LOVES saying “Obama” and “Muslim” in the same sentence. They are obsessed with Obama and Islam. I know, I had to listen to it every day for nine months at my in-laws’ Faux news-worship temple.
I laughed out loud at that WWN cover! I should’ve kept my WWN newspapers. So many photos and articles had me doubled over in tears, laughing. XD